If a dragonfly flies into your mouth while you’re riding your bike, you’re allowed to eat it even if you’re vegan. That’s your one free pass. That’s the loophole that those bigwigs in Washington don’t want you to know about.
Crazy bitch in a fun way like the type of crazy bitch who cries about moths for an hour and goes into grocery stores with no shoes no pants
I have been being such a crazy bitch this weekend